i haven't gone for about 2 years... i was pretty regular with
around 6 months per visit for cleaning.. but i haven't been going
coz i was too lazy...
The last time I went to the dentist was because of a really
conspicuous cavity that was forming.....
The dentist looked at my mouth and asked: 'When was the last
time you saw a dentist?'
Me: My ORD dental FFI... about five years ago.
Dentist: (probing my teeth) Cavity, cavity, cavity......
I had three cavities to fill over two sessions.
Add scaling to that, and the final bill was..... 
